what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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