so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
