Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
It was like giving head to a cactus.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
