your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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