i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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