So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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