Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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