normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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