We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
