Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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