I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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