please come you make the beer taste better
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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