think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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