FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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