How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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