he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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