Little spoons don't ask big questions
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Enjoy the penises
Can't talk, ducks in the car
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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