she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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