On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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