There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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