i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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