what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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