So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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