my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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