No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I will be naked everywhere
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
They are going to name an STD after you.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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