dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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