he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Randomize
