She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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