If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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