he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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