I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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