I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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