why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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