Grow some girl-balls and come out already
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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