I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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