You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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