I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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