So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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