Duck Duck Cougar?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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