After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
If I die, sorry about rent.
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