The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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