In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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