Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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