just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
