I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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