Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
