just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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