This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
