what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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