well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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