Soap is not a condiment
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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